February 2012
“When you read the book it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed...”
– Robert Pattinson
(via sordinos, dress)
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My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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take-it-til-life-runs-out asked: BEATRICE, PLEASE. IT DOES NOT MATTER. YOU KNOW WE STILL HAVE FUN ONLY ON THE CHAT. [if you know what i mean;)]
“The great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they...”
– Niccolo Machiavelli (via lashi)
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Me and this girl at school talking, oops.
Girl: Did you see that picture of *One Direction reference*
Me: Oh yeah, I think I saw that on Tumblr
Girl: You have tumblr!!! OHMYGOD, WHAT'S YOUR URL?!?!?!
Me: ...
Girl: ...
Other friend: *LOL FACE*
Me: Oh.. um, I don't really go on it much..
Girl: Well, what's your url! I'm gonna follow you!!!
Me: Umm.. sorry, I don't remember, I'll just tell you when I remember
Girl: Okay!
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Hey, you should follow me.
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